Friday, 26 August 2022

Tambakuman Kills a Cop

 

 Tambaku in Hindi means tobacco.

 Tobacco usage is injurious to health. The writer does not support use of any tobacco products as they lead to cancer, heart attacks, lung disorders and other deadly disease. And asks everyone to refrain from tobacco usage.

 The main character - TambakuMan, has been given the bad habit to expose the bodily harm done on prolonged usage of tobacco.


EPISODE 4: TAMBAKUMAN KILLS A COP


 NOTE: NO PHOTOS IN THIS BLOG; ALL PICTURES ARE ADVERTISEMENTS.

Genre - Fiction

Sub-genre - Noir

Length of blog - 900 words


                He saw from afar his foreman exit the construction site. He had given his orders and was leaving for another site survey or would just go someplace and relax. He was the boss, eh! Who was he to cross-question him? The break lights came on as he parked near the teashop on the sloping -bend that exited onto the main road.

                It happened oh so suddenly! The tempo carrying steel rods inside the site started to roll backwards, it hit the company van smack on one side of the company van. Both the vehicles reeled. The boss was not in the car. The runaway tempo had not stopped rolling downslope. After bouncing off the van, it rolled onto a parked bike – on which an unknowing soul was sitting – it banged the bike. After knocking over the bike and the stationary passenger the tempo began to careen towards the main road where a steady flow of vehicles ensued. There were sparks as the tempo hit a pole overhead. The tempo stopped. The electrical wires entangled had slowed the tempo to a stop.

                The boss helped the victim on the bike to a nearby hospital in a cab. The police arrived. A complaint was lodged against the construction company. The foreman arrived back after one hour and got the two damaged vehicles towed off. A mechanic found that the brake-cable of the tempo had given way.

                “Who was driving the tempo”, the cop asked.

                “Let is be sir”, the foreman continued, “The company will pay for the damages. Why take names and spoil the driver’s career. The broken brake-cable is proof enough that it was an accident and fault of no one in particular.”

                The foreman was a good man and whenever the driver’s name was asked for, gave his own name and pointed towards the grievances being dealt with by the construction company. The cops left.

                “Come with me to the cop station”, the foreman had asked him for help.

The injured biker required some compensation for the leaves he would have to take until his stitches heal. They entered the police station where the 10-12 people gheraoed the foreman. He went through each one of their faces with calm. The result of the discussion on the doorstep of the police station was that 100$ was to be handed over in cash.

                “Ask for 200$”, a voice said.

                All turned towards the voice. But the foreman had already started to handover the original amount. That voice was a shrill one. It tried to increase the settlement figure again. After the sometime the injured person and the foreman along with the shrill voiced man entered the police station.

                A half an hour later, he accompanied the foreman back to the site. The chatty-from-the-incident-manager told how the matter had been settled on the original amount. And they had all entered the police station on his insistence. The settlement was recorded as part of the complaint. The insurance company informed. On enquiry, the foreman revealed that the shrill voiced man was one of the plainclothes policemen.

                How could he intervene in a two-party settlement? If he was a policeman, why was he trying to be a mediator? And he was inclined towards the injured getting a larger settlement. That was him being a partial mediator. That evening he tailed the shrill-voiced cop. It was easier than he thought – the shrill voice was a perfect tag. The overconfident peacock attitude caught his eye as soon as he entered the police station. A stakeout of the police entrance and right on cue of the second-shift change the shrill-voiced cop was heading home.

                He parked and got into a medical store. On following him into the huge store, he purposefully came face-to-face with the shrill voiced cop.

                “I seen you handled the case earlier very well indeed”, tobacco had taken away his fluent speech. But he continued to stutter, “You seem to be well acquainted with the ground work. You are a 3-stripe, right?”

                “Nah! I’m one of the drivers of the police vans”, the shrill voice said.

                The words made him see red. He had to bite hard on his jaw to stop an involuntary stutter. The next few minutes were a blur of red. The acting-cop did not hear the crowbar until blood was gushing everywhere. The skull had cracked easily, all  too easily. It was like this bluff-of-a-cop had a cardboard instead of a skull. No one had seen the incident in the dark parking lot. He had felt a tinge of panic as he did not know what to do next. Then he saw the police van driver’s car. It was directly in front of where the body lay. He had seen the mechanic fish out the broken brake cable earlier that day. A simple search and the cut brake wire made the van roll onto the dead man’s skull.

                He was impressed how it was a perfect match, the blood splatter, the van’s position - the tire marks not disturbing the blood pattern. It looked as of the vehicle had collided head-on onto him leading to his death.

                The ride home was a happy one. The crowbar washed and wiped was under his seat. He knew the biased pretend-cop would not influence anyone else. A small step to uproot corruption from one of the government’s esteemed organisation, the police force.

 

--- THE END ---


Click ‘Next’ for older posts. This is a series, do read earlier episodes as well.

Episode 1: http://tambakuman.blogspot.in/2012/03/tambaku-man.html
Episode 2: http://tambakuman.blogspot.in/2012/03/tambaku-man-meets-his-match.html
Episode 3: https://tambakuman.blogspot.com/2014/11/tambaku-man-goes-to-convention.html

 

Friday, 19 August 2022

Uncanny Connection

 

Uncanny Connection


 NOTE: NO PHOTOS IN THIS BLOG; ALL PICTURES ARE ADVERTISEMENTS.

Genre - Fiction

Sub-genre - Road Trip

Length of blog - 1800 words



Part One: Mumbai Indians Chat

 

                One day Daphne entered her house after work.

                “I have been assigned to go to the US”, she said.

                “Oh! Congratulations”, her father-in-law said.

                “Good news comes to hardworking people. Let me put some sugar in your mouth”, her mother-in-law said and disappeared into the kitchen.

                Daphne entered the bedroom, where her husband was bent over his laptop.

                “I will be leaving in two weeks from now”, Daphne continued. She crunched the last of the sugar in her mouth, “Will you miss me?”

                “Of course, I will miss you”, Sam replied, “Personally and professionally too.”

                “I can test your modules from the US, you know”, Daphne said.

                “That is true, but there is a 12-hour time difference, you would be asleep at my testing times”, Sam said.

                “You mostly require me to test before you meet the client so that would be around my dinner time and I can do the tests from 8 to 10 p.m. before going to bed in the hotel”, she said.

                 Sam smiled at her and answered his ringing phone, while Daphne entered the bathroom to bathe.

                “That was Urav and Sankar, they called to invite me to one of their outings”, Sam said.

                “But I thought IPL season is done and dusted”, Daphne said.

                “Yes, they are not inviting to cheer any cricket team, but a trip to Kolad”, Sam continued, “And it’s planned for the same weekend that you are in the US.”

                “So, this time you have no excuse to stop you from going”, Daphne said.

                “Yes, I always miss out on the plans the two them make, either they coincide with our plans, or its bloody cricket”, Sam said.

                “You’ll went to the FIFA u-17 World cup, and to Sula Wine Fest and...” Daphne continued to count on her fingers, “even though you hate cricket, you went to the England v West Indies T20 World cup, that test match between India and Sri Lanka.”

                “I am surprised you remember every event in detail”, Sam said.

                “Its how much I missed you and read about the events while you were away”, Daphne said.

                “Hey, reading is your hobby”, Sam continued, “And, IPL, I said I hate IPL, I haven’t been for any IPL match, you know”

                “Bah! Only because I pointed out that we had other plans, else you were ready to join them last year”, Daphne said.

                “Only with Urav and Sankar. The fun is different with them, both setting a tradition with supporting their teams playing home and away matches. Like Sankar who is from Mumbai went to see the Delhi Vs Mumbai match in Delhi, they invited me for the reverse fixture, when Urav came all the way from Delhi to see his team play against Mumbai”, Sam continued, “Plus they are like encyclopaedias of cricket and keep giving random facts. Especially Urav, he can tell you about any sport. Did I tell you he went to Wimbledon to catch the Wimbledon Open.”

                “Yes, you showed me his picture with his doppelganger – Roger Federer”, Daphne said.

                “We teased him Arbaaz Khan in college, but someone also compared him to Roger Federer, and then there was no turning back”, Sam said.

                “You guys are not in college anymore, you know”, Daphne said.

                 “I will miss you a lot darling, and hence, I said yes to Kolad”, Sam continued, “Going there so that Urav and Sankar will divert my mind.”

                “River rafting is boring. Hmmm”, Daphne said.

                “The rapids at Kolad are rated 3 to 4 on a scale of 10. I will be just going through the motions”, Sam continued, “Plus, this will be my third time to Kolad, so no fun there.”

 

Chapter Two : Kolad – White Water River Rafting

               

                Urav and Sankar had spread the word amongst their friends and Urav had turned up with three more friends on their Saturday outing at Kolad. Sankar and Sam arrived in another car from Mumbai. They had decided against booking an overnight stay at one of the many resorts at Kolad and opted for two secluded rooms for the lot of them.

                “We all are interested in drinking alcohol and not into adventure camping”, they said.

                Many of the tourists opted for adventure sports the previous night. The range of adventure sports varied from Archery to Ziplines. Few offered bungee jumping, rock climbing, cycling to the river rafting start point followed by canoeing or kayaking. But the six of them had decided only to do the river-rafting bit.

                Urav’s friends were his office colleagues from his Pune branch office where he frequented. They were all north Indians.

                “Landlubbers”, Sam said.

                Yes, they all had agreed to never being in a waterbody larger than a swimming pool. While Sam and Sankar were from the coastal city of Mumbai and enjoyed the waves at the beach all too often.

                “Does the water continuously ripple in the sea, or only if there is a breeze”, one of them said.

                Sam laughed at the naïve question. All were merry men riding their high into their own corners to sleep. Sam had waited for his wife’s call before hitting the sack at 2. Next morning, they would be informed of the exact time to reach the starting point. This was dependent on the time when the dam water reached optimum level. And then the guides would predict a time to start the river-rafting exercises including the schedule of the many participants involved. Also, to reduce the waiting period for the river-rafting enthusiasts.

                After breakfast the two cars arrived at the starting point. They had carried no baggage; they were in their bare essentials ready to sit on the raft to start their rafting. But there was a minor hiccup – one car would have to be parked at the end point. The end point 15 or so kms away was common to all. They would have to go with both the cars so that the first car driver can come back to the starting point in the second car. Urav and Sankar were elected to drive the two cars.

                Sam was stuck with three unknown faces for an hour without cell phones. The three colleagues talked about their office life, while Sam made a note to tell Daphne how much he was bored.

                At long last the boat trip started, their guide showed the lot to their equipment, helmets, paddles, life vests, etc. He instructed them about the various ways he would need them to stroke, his call for all of them to stroke, sometimes only the people on his left-hand side while sometimes the people on the right of the boat. He sat last – in the middle while three of them sat on his left and three on his right.

                Sam sat right in front – to gain more pleasure of this ongoing boring repetitive adventure. While, Urav and Sankar swapped places poking fun at each other's weight.

                “Serious guys”, the instructor said.

                The boat was away, the water taking them downstream. A first set of rocks, led to water swirls, the water frothy and white. Their instructor bellowed commands; Sam followed with zest. Second set of rapids another set of commands, Sam syncing his paddle strokes with his front man on the left. The rest followed the person in front of them. Sam stooped low, waist down, to hit the water hard with his paddle. All their legs anchored into the lining preinstalled on the rubber boat.

                As they hit the fourth rapids spot, they all looked at each other and smiled, the boat overturned. Sam did not realise if it was his mistake or anyone not doing his job as zealously as him. But all were in the water. Sam had taken a deep breath of air and was observing the boat over him. He let the water take him down in slow motion knowing the life vest would do its job. He could hear his instructors faint voice, then as he rose, he joined his hands over his head and kicked with his feet. In one short moment he was onto the strap around the overturned dingy.

                He was calm and looked around, only then realising the shouts his instructor was giving. Not panic stricken but warning all.

                “Catch the rope. Jump on the boat”, he repeated.

                It hit Sam, the rest of his mates were less mindful of water and if panic set in, it would be the end. He did not want to return with one friend missing. He heard the instructor shout.

                “All on the boat.”

                It was not so simple getting out of the water onto a boat one feet above the water-level. Sam did it though. Once on top, Sam saw their guide was pulling his mates onto the boat.

                “1, 2, 3, 4, 5...”, he counted.

                All were lying on top of each other. Sam thought of diving into the water for the sixth person, not yet onboard, but the instructor dived into the water. The sixth person was pulled aboard, and Sam helped the instructor on.

                Next they realised the paddleless boat was now entering into the mangroves on the side of the river, at speed.

                “Head down”, the guide screamed.

                Sam dived onto the pile of bodies. There was nothing to hold onto except each other and the rope more than half way down the outside of the raft. Their pile of weight, in the centre of what was a few moments ago the underside of the boat, held them in place. The low branches of the mangroves started to come towards them. No defence except for their instructor kicking at them as much as he could to veer the boat away. They had all lost their paddles.

                The branches continued to poke the bumping boat, until the Kundalika river widened and the waterflow ebbed. They all gave a sigh as they could now getup from their huddle.

                “We now have to straighten the boat”, the instructor continued,” All slide into the water on one side and do not leave the strap on the boat’s side.

                 With all seven of them heaving from one side, the boat turned right side up. They all jumped back into the safety of the boat. All shared their experiences.

                Back in their lodge, they heard a person tell them about a boat mishap. It was their story being told to them. Sam checked his cell phone.

                There were 15-20 missed call alerts. A couple were from his home phone while the rest from a US number.

                “I had a bad feeling in my gut like some doom was impending and hence was calling to check on you”, Daphne said.

 

--- THE END ---

Friday, 12 August 2022

Mahalaxmi Express 2019

 

Mahalaxmi Express 2019

 

NOTE: NO PHOTOS IN THIS BLOG; ALL PICTURES ARE ADVERTISEMENTS.

Genre - Fiction

Sub-genre - Road Trip

Length of blog - 2200 words


February was the last time Neel had visited home. He wanted to go to his native place, but he was waiting for Lucky’s company. They were best of friends and always coordinated their way home.

“Book Mahalaxmi Express for next week”, Neel messaged Lucky.

Neel was a railway employee and he knew Lucky would book his own ticket. On Friday, before 9 p.m., Neel called Lucky to see if he had arrived at Thane railway station. He was courteous and disciplined man.

“The train has left Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus and is on time. Are you getting it?” Neel said.

Neel stayed at the railway quarters near CST. It was better to get onto the trains he was assigned to do his shift duties. CST formerly known as Victoria Terminus was one of the biggest railway stations in Mumbai. Thane railway station was the stop in the neighbouring city.

“Yes, I am on the platform waiting for the train. I left early cause of the rain”, Lucky continued, “Are you on duty?”

“Yes, but I have taken a half day”, Neel said.

“Of course, or else we will miss our destination”, Lucky said.

The train rolled into the station and Lucky navigated his luggage to his berth. As he settled down on the top most tier and became comfortable in the sleeper, Neel helloed from the gangway.

“Are you ready to party”, Neel said.

Lucky turned towards the uniformed policeman smiling at him. He beckoned Neel to come up which the latter gladly obliged. Both tried to hug each other as much as the confined space allowed them to.  They exchanged pleasantries, their jibes and jokes poked at each other made all around them understand that these were old pals and to let them be.

                “My duty has not yet started yet”, Neel said, all too loudly.          

Neel had purposefully said the last part very loud so that the last of the passengers who were looking at them gave up interest in them.

“How many night shifts are you doing?” Lucky said.

“Only this week”, Neel continued, “Last month I had two weeks of night shifts. Comparatively speaking, July is being kinder. Not much to highlight in my reports” “What about you? Which shift were you in?”

“I was in the morning shift today and tomorrow I had to apply for leave, you know”, Lucky said.

“Yes, coz of our party plans. Does Smita know?” Neel said.

“Yes, she knows I will be reaching tomorrow evening, after our party”, Lucky continued as he winked at Neel.

They had done this earlier, reached their destination early, had a small party and then carried on towards home. This time they an excuse too – their train reaching at 3 a.m. Both were married and had decided amongst themselves to take timeouts whenever they could. This was what made them such good friends. Smita was Lucky's wife.

“Do you want to see the bottle?”, Neel continued to open his bag. Then decided against it and handed over the bag to Lucky.

“You keep my luggage with you. Open the first zip and its standing on the side”, Neel said.

“That’s fine, I’ll wait until we hit the hotel. I need to catch up on my sleep. These morning shifts, you know, they drain you”, Lucky said.

Neel departed to fulfil his duties. He looked at his watch. He would relieve his second shift guard and see if anything required immediate action. His reliever would get on at Pune railway station around 2 a.m. He had informed his reliever that he would be leaving his post one stop early. That was what he liked about his job, the mutual help and understanding amongst his colleagues. It was always one of the basic emotions required to keep the Indian Railways guarded – all 70000 Kms of it. He had indiscriminate respect for the administrators who prepared the shift rosters for the different staff. He considered it an art form - to prepare a roster for such a huge amount of employees, including vacations, sick leaves, new train additions, etc. It had taken him a couple of years to get a hold of the grand scheme of things, but now eight years down the line, he understood not only were good observation skills required, but also important to look at things from a bird’s eye view, to be a successful Railway Police Force-man.

                He made his way towards his guard berth which was central to the train. On the way, he kept a vain eye for troublemakers and vagrants. There were few in this train compared to some he had been on. Probably, because this train hit all the major railways stations enroute at wee hours of the night. Also, maybe because, this train had no pantry car – the train starting its journey near dinner time and ending by breakfast. The wet weather had helped too - kept all the last minute vacationers at bay. The mild discipline he had noticed in this Train-number 17411, had always made him find a new respect for the people of the train’s destination – Kolhapur.

                He looked at the feet of the people, whether they all wore Kolhapuris, a world-renowned open pair of leather slippers. He smiled as few straightened themselves at his gaze went to below the seats. They would see him doing his duty of checking for suspicious packages, but he was looking at their footwear. Most of the people were already sleeping. The doors and windows were shut too, thanks to the rain outside. He checked the latches of the doors that were shut, making sure that at least one door, in one compartment was not safety-latched from the inside. He hated someone missing their train in the middle of the night due to a closed door, especially in this weather.

                The train had halted for a few minutes now. He had relieved his colleague who cursed the weather and got off at Kalyan Jn. The train was already one hour late there. Neel was not bothered by the delay; the railways had a way to make lost time. But now again the train had stopped mid station.

                “Train delayed due to rain”, his walkie said.

                The engine driver was communicating to his staff onboard the length of the train. By the time it was 2 a.m., the train had moved slowly at times, but mostly had halted a lot. And they had not yet reached Karjat railway station yet where he would’ve started his 10 p.m. shift duty.

                “Where are we?”, Lucky said.

                Neel had strolled over to Lucky’s berth who was eating his dinner. One omelette sandwich which he offered Neel.

                “Not yet crossed Karjat and the train has to still start its climb over the Lonavla plateau”, Lucky said.

                Lucky looked at his watch.

                “Cool, more time to sleep, wake me when we are about to reach Satara”, Lucky said. He covered himself with a blanket and turned on his stomach.

                Lucky got up a couple of times and checked his watch and never did he feel the train move. At around six o clock, he heard the train abuzz with voices. He uncovered the blanket from his face and peered onto the bunks below.

                “The train hasn’t moved since two”, one person said.

                “There is water all around us”, another person said.

                Lucky put his head back under the bedsheet and slept.

                “There is help on the way, please do not get off the train”, Lucky heard a familiar voice that stirred his sleep. He put his head out of the blanket to see Neel making the announcement over a toy speaker.

                “Which child did you rob?”, Lucky said.

                “Someone suggested that I use it to keep everybody calm”, Neel said, his mouth away from the microphone. He looked calm. Almost wanting to laugh at himself. He continued his journey, “Please stay in your seats, please save water. Please look after the elderly and other dependents in and around you."

Lucky got off his bunk and followed the few people following Neel. He offered Neel water.

“Its good that I did not open the whisky bottle last night, else I would’ve used this water”, Lucky said.

Neel waved Lucky off.

“All onboard are taking care of each other, there is no pantry car, so ration the water. People are beginning to feel hungry now, as all would’ve expected to arrive at their destination shortly to some breakfast”, Neel said.

Lucky looked out one of the open doors. The water was flowing against the direction the train was supposed to be going. Its level was two rungs below the ladder on the door. The last two rungs could not be seen.

“We need to panic if the water comes over the last rung”, Lucky said.

“The water has not yet entered any of the compartments. The last few compartments have no power. Two are airconditioned coaches and  the people were feeling stuffy but have made themselves comfortable by shifting to other coaches” Neel continued.

“Where are we?” Lucky said.

“Midway to Karjat, where my shift would’ve actually started, if the train was on time”, Neel said.

Both laughed.

“Oh! we are far from the foothills of the plateau”, Lucky continued, “I thought we got stuck in the water coming downhill.”

“We would have made it, but the engine broke down”, Neel continued, “The engine-driver was quite confident we would’ve made it to higher ground above the rising water level.”

“A dam was opened due to the excessive rain”, another person said. They all looked towards the left which looked like a river. The right hand side had a few trees on what could have been farmland. But no one could say anything for sure because all of it was underwater.

“Any other trains in front of us?” Lucky said.

“No, and none behind us too”, Neel said.

The party turned south. Lucky went back to his seat. There were nine pregnant women and milk for a few new-borns had been collected from few of the other passengers. Neel was doing a good job. Lucky got all this information from one his bunkmates.

“You slept well, all through this”, another person said.

“I have learnt not to panic”, Lucky said.

“We are on the news”, another person said.

“They are sending helicopters to help us”, another person said.

Lucky could not believe it as all the passengers’ eyes turned towards the right hand side. In the distance - on a mound where the farmland, now under water, ended - they saw a helicopter hover low, a orange inflatable thrown out and few men shimmied down a rope onto it. Another inflatable followed. Everyone on the train looked in amazement as the boats to come towards the train – the trees underneath did not help. It took them an hour to reach close by, but still they were twenty yards from the train. A couple of personnel from the NDRF swam with ropes around themselves and setup a rope-pulley so that water bottles could be sent to the stranded train.

“Please do not hurry into anything”, Neel said. He was back with Lucky. He was relieved off his duty, as per the message he received on the walkie.

“I have provided all of the important information to them, now the ball is in their court”, Neel said.

They watched on as few passengers were led over the rope-pulley towards the waiting boats, but the water was chest high and few bags were seen floating off.

“Let’s wait”, Lucky said.

“Yes, no need to panic, we are on holiday”, Neel said.

An hour of seeing people struggle, after which they got news that the villagers nearby had shown the NDRF a better route for evacuating the passengers. Lucky and Neel were amongst the last to leave. One uniformed NDRF-man saluted Neel and told him not to worry and carry on, while he would see that all the passengers are off the train. He headed towards the engine while Lucky and Neel proceeded towards the tail end of the train. They had to proceed southwards along the tracks in the ensuing rain for half a kilometre. There were people distributing water bottles and biscuits to the passengers.

After the ten-minute walk they had to leave the submerged train tracks towards the right onto knee-deep water. This too looked like a farm, and there was rope zigzagging along it which one had to hold with one hand and luggage in the other. At intervals, there were volunteers to guide people keep their wits about themselves.

“Argh!  My slipper got stuck in the mud”, a person behind them said. He was unsuccessful in retrieving it.  

A few more minutes of struggle and they were on a road. Buses were leaving for Kalyan where a train was kept ready to go back to CST. Also, an alternate train via a different route was made available to those who wanted to complete their journey to Kolhapur. Lucky and Neel sat in the free bus ride eating their free biryani. The railways had arranged for it all. Lucky got his ticket money refunded too, and guided his fellow survivors to do the same.

“Did you see the train on the news”, Lucky told his wife, relatives and colleagues at work, “I was in it.”

 

--- THE END ---

Friday, 5 August 2022

Cinderella in Wonderland!

 

Cinderella in Wonderland!


NOTE: NO PHOTOS IN THIS BLOG; ALL PICTURES ARE ADVERTISEMENTS.

Genre - Fiction

Sub-genre - Dream Sequence

Length of blog - 1700 words

               

                She had found the seed near her office. It sprouted on her office-desk in a makeshift-vase and was now a week old. As it grew a leaf or two, Cinderella decided to take it to her garden at home. The sapling got forgotten in the taxi home and the taxi company had to call Cinderella to pay for the tree ride home.

                “I found it under an Ashoka tree, guessing it grows to be an Ashoka tree”, she said as she entered her flat which was on the topmost floor.

                Her husband nodded. He enjoyed gardening too. They had succeeded in growing a mini-garden in their seventh-floor apartment building flowerbed area. Some were waist-height now, esp., the Chinese Spinach was growing well. Cinderella had recently burnt holes into a PVC pipe and transferred her potful of Primrose onto it - one stem per hole.

                “Your Primroses are doing well”, he continued, “I have heard that having a Primrose patch in one’s garden means that they are doing well in life, and now we have a Primrose Tower.”

                Both laughed. Not too loud though; to not awaken their one-year-old daughter who was asleep in the adjoining room.

                “I am stepping out for a bit”, Joshvic said.

                Cinderella looked at her garden and realised the Ashoka tree was not to be seen. It was now a handful of inches tall. She looked over her veranda railing and saw the tree on her sixth-floor neighbour’s asbestos parapet. A couple of pesky pigeons had pushed it over. It dangled there in the breeze. She began to lean over and her hand touched the top leaf in her arm. She had misjudged the frailty of the Ashoka sapling. It was tougher than she thought, and it got pushed farther. It started to swirl off the edge. For a moment Cinderella felt the plant come into her hands and then she felt her legs leave the ground. She did not take her eyes off the Ashoka. It missed her grasp and she was in the air hurtling towards the falling plant. The speed at which they fell was constant. Her gaze not lifting from the Ashoka gave her an eerie calm in perspective to her peripheral vision - which was the eerie part - the building façade flying past.   

                Then she felt the leaves of the Ashoka tree on her face followed by the rest of her body onto more leaves. She rolled and rolled onto leaves for what seemed like a long time – leaves on all sides of her. She could not feel any branches though. Another minute of rolling brought down her speed, until she was spat out of her motion onto the ground below. She looked up and saw herself fallen in between a thicket of Ashoka trees. The thicket so dense that she could not see day-light between the tree trunks, yet on top the sky was bright. In the light from above, she looked at the debris rain behind her. She followed it to investigate her soft landing. The thicket of Ashoka trees had broken her fall, yet she did not remember such a thicket outside her balcony. She came back to the clearing and tried to catch sight of her apartment building and there in the direction of where the debris was now settling, she saw a huge skyscraper. This was not her apartment building.

                “Are you okay dear”, she heard a voice from one of the trees.

                Or had the voice come from behind the tree. She walked around the tree and saw no one.

“It is us, the sapling you saved”, the voice from inside the tree continued, “Do not be afraid we have saved you from your fall.”

“That is not my apartment building”, Cinderella said not taking her eyes off the tree. One hand rubbed the bark of the tree, her other hand on her head. She pressed her skull with her left palm to check for injuries.

“Oh! We are not in your timeline dear,” the tree continued to speak without anything movement on the bark. The sound seemed to emanate from all through it, yet it was a soothing voice, not a rumbling-through-the-wood-hoarse sound one would’ve expected, “Look at how we’ve grown into a thicket.”

Cinderella let out a low laugh, she couldn’t understand why. Maybe cause of fright, or maybe she could hear trees speak.

“Let us take you home”, the tree said.

The entire clearing started to rise, or it seemed like the skyscraper collapsed. They could see into a window where a lady seemed to be sitting in front of a grand-piano. Cinderella recognised the lady who had a likeness to herself. The duplicate-Cinderella  pressed a few buttons on what seemed like three computer keyboards kept next to each other. These controlled three tabs arranged eclectically. She seemed to press enter and sit back.

“Aryan”, she said.

A boy of five or so emerged, he stared at duplicate-Cinderella and started to nod his head. He looked on as the wall on one side slid open and a chair rolled out.

“Alexa, no school today”, Aryan said.

“I have disabled voice commands”, duplicate-Cinderella said.

The boy sat down into the chair. The chair with its contents then headed towards the opposite wall where an image of triangles and squares was projected from near the headrest of the chair. The lighting changed. The curtains on the window closed, to darken the room, to accommodate the lighted images. Yet the entire camaraderie – the clearing, a set of trees behind her and Cinderella herself  - were still able to view what was going on. The curtain an apparition through her. She tried to touch the curtain to move it, but it moved oh so slightly.

“Seems a little windy today”, duplicate-Cinderella said. She looked straight at Cinderella.

                Cinderella looked at the trees behind her.

                “Aryan is your great-great-great-granddaughter’s child”, the tree continued, “Maybe this is not what you want to know”

                The entire thicket seemed to fly into the sky and then just like Google Maps in satellite mode started to move towards Europe. Except they were not moving - it seemed as if the world was moved towards them. It felt like flying except there were no physics related pushes and pulls, no drafts of winds, no gravity – it was as if, they were stationary. It felt like a giant 360-degree screen all around them. They seemed to zoom-in into an arid place. Cinderella thought she recognised the Indian subcontinent on the far left horizon. She could not be sure, as there were no names unlike Google Maps. They stopped to a view of a wide crossroad which had a tall pillar in the centre.

                “That is the 13th edict recently raised by Ashoka”, a tree said.

                Cinderella was not sure whether the setting of the trees around had changed. This felt real; she was back on the ground, these Ashokas had their roots in the ground. She could feel the heat of the sun. She stepped out to closely examine the Ashoka edict. 

                “Oh, you mean, this is one of the Ashoka Pillars”, Cinderella continued, “And why have you brought me to this time and place?”

                “Maybe you had a doubt whether we Ashokas have some matching etymology with Ashoka the Great”, one tree said.

                “So, we brought you to the time where the Greeks met the Aryans, at Old Kandahar, in today’s Afghanistan”, another bark said.

                “No, I have no questions”, Cinderella continued, “All this time-travel is making me feel woozy.”

                “We are named Saraca asoca by the Greeks who ruled this place before Chandragupta Maurya who took over this region. Now Ashoka reigns south of the Hindu Kush range. And he had us planted along roads because of our sleek posture”, another tree continued, “That is the only similarity between us and Emperor Ashoka. He raised such edicts to promote his point of view and to promote peace between multi-ethnic tribes under his rule.”

                “I really do not have any doubts regarding your nomenclature”, Cinderella continued, “Please take me home.”

                “It is you who have mingled your subconscious with ours”, one tree said.

                “We are just trying to help you solve your predicament”, another bark said.

                “I do not have any problems that I cannot solve on my own”, Cinderella said.

                “Perhaps your query is about God and which ethnic culture has it correct”, another tree continued, “We can take you through history to Ayodhya during Lord Rama’s reign or to Calvary to see Christ getting crucified or maybe to Mecca to hear Mohammed’s prophesizing.”

                “No, I do not believe I have a problem about God”, Cinderella continued, “Travelling through all the peaks in history will not change my belief.”

                “And to experience all of it, would consume you”, the trees said.

                “I am my own God”, Cinderella said, “We would not be here, if I would not save that seed in the office garden, or let the taxi driver dispose the sapling or ….”

                Cinderella trailed off, she remembered her daughter asleep in the next room.

                “My young daughter needs me. And my husband and me have been called to work next week. We have to give up our work-from-home”, Cinderella said.

                 Cinderella picked up a palm sized stone from the ground and started to walk towards the Ashoka edict.

                “Maybe I should inscribe ‘Work-from-home is allowed’ on the pillar”, she said.

                “That will affect the future slightly, and there may be a delay, but time will take its destined course”, the trees continued, “Just like the curtains you tried to touch earlier, it would only cause a ripple in time.”

                “We have been functioning pretty well without the need to go to the office premises”, Cinderella continued, “My boss says, its for security reasons.”

                “The solution is three alphabets, that you need to tell your boss”, the trees continued, “V-P-N; Virtual-Private-Network, the safest thing around. Unless your boss sees you as a crook who would sell the company secrets out”

                Cinderella turned towards the trees.

                “And how can you possibly know anything about technology?” she said.

                Cinderella knew she had spoken too soon and waited for a thick lecture from the trees.

                “We are beings of eternal knowledge. Our roots form a neural network…”, the trees said.

               “Badagboodoogbadagboodoogbadagboodoogbadagboodoogbadagboodoogbadagboodoog”, Cinderella’s handphone rang.

                She picked it up before it rang again. Cinderella looked around. She was back in her apartment.

                “Hello, open the door”, her husband's said.

                She smiled as she opened the door. Her daughter still lay fast asleep.

 

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